Monday, March 20, 2017

Right Whale



Right Whale (aka The Baleen Believer, aka The Right Way Whale)

male / follower of Islam / 19 meters (62 feet or 9.9 Muhammad Alis) / 95 tons (or 2.9 fully loaded cement trucks) / critically endangered

Right whale the species:

The right whale was named by whalers because it was "the right whale" to hunt. It was an easier kill than most because it came in close to the shore, it was a slow swimmer, and once they were killed, they were likely to float. This is because a right whale has a very high blubber content, which also made them perfect for harvesting whale oil. The species is actually comprised of northern pacific right whales, northern atlantic, and southern right whales. The north pacific species is the most critically endangered, but north atlantic rights are struggling to repopulate even while being protected internationally, but the southern right whales are not a huge concern and they're quite amorous so they likely stand a chance to survive going forward. The right whale also has the largest testes in the world, far larger than the next closest testes out there. They actually weigh more than any starting offensive line in the NFL. Despite being slow and rotund, right whales are beautiful breachers. They're very smooth and powerful. They do a lot above the water with their flukes that other whales don't seem to attempt. They're a truly special whale... worthy of a character.

Right the character:

Right is a follower of Islam and he wants to live the right way. He stays dedicated to the teachings of Muhammad, prays 5 times a day, eats the proper way, and wants to maintain his life his way. He's friendly, hospitable, and he's always happy to share his beliefs with you. He's worried about where his place with be in this world where other beliefs collide with his own.


Right Whale Praying For "Maghrib"

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